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THIS IS NOT WRITTEN BY ME AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE INSULTING*



Hey.
I'm not a strip club owner, or run a restaurant.

I don't live on Pape and Danforth.
I don't eat souvlaki every night.
And I don't drive a Volkswagon.
And I don't frequent the race track or engage in other illegal betting
activities.

And I don't know Jimmy, Gus or George from The Danforth,
Although I'm certain they're very very hairy people (especially on their Backs).

I drink ouzo...not beer.
I don't use utensils for baklava.
I believe in open shirts and gold chains at weddings, not ties.
And Yes I do smoke 4 packs of Rothmans Extra Strong Cigrattes everyday.

And I pronounce it TZATZIKI, not SA-SEEKEE.

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup....if they
ever qualify.

A gyro IS a sandwich,
Tzatziki is NOT mayo, and Nana Miskouri IS the best singer of all time,

And it IS pronounced Soo-Vlaki, not Slew-Vakki, Soo-VLAKI!!!

Greece is the ONLY country shaped like a penis,
The FIRST nation of anal sex,
And the BEST part of the Mediterranean!!

My name is Nikos!!! AND I AM GREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...

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