I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.
I don't live in a basement,
I don't eat pasta every night.
And I don't drive a Camaro.
And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,
Although I'm certain they're very very hairy people.
I drink wine...not beer.
I don't use utensils for pizza.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And I pronounce it ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world
cup.

Gelato IS ice cream,
Biscotti ARE cookies
and Pavarotti IS the best of the three tenors,
And it IS pronounced Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta, Broo-SKETTA!!!

Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
The FIRST nation of soccer,
And the BEST part of Europe!!
My name is Giuseppe!!!
AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grazie.

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...