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THIS IS NOT WRITTEN BY ME AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE INSULTING*
I'm not a taxi cab driver, a variety store clerk or a gas station attendant
I don't go to fleamarkets,
I don't worship elephants,
And I don't eat with my hands.
And I don't know Akhbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Brampton,
Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.
I eat roti....not pita.
I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a
terrorist siege.
A turban IS an article of clothing
Spicy foods ARE betther than mild foods
I don't eat curry everyday,
only mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, and saturdays.
And it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee !!
Pakistan IS a third world country,
The first nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the middle east!!
My name is Rajiv
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...