I am not a roofer or a fisherman and I am not collecting Pogey
I don't live in a rented house with 4 udder newfie friends
I don't eat Moose meat every day and I don't drive a Ski-doo

And I don't know Barry, Jimmy or Glenn from Grand Falls although
I am certain they are good folk
I drink Screech or Beer- or anything with a % of alcohol
I believe in open bars everywhere
and I pronounce it TURBO not TURBOTT

I can proudly fly my province's flag in the back window of my
pickup
A toque is a hat, fried bologna is a meal
And the COD is a proud and noble FISH !!

And it is pronouced TREE, not THREE....TREE !!!

Newfoundland is the last member of conferation
the 1st province of fishing
and the best part of the Atlantic ocean

My name is Bob and I is a Newfie Bye !!!

TANKS.

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...